The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via larmoyante)
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
(Source: moeyhashy, via thecobrasnakee)
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via thecobrasnakee)